Grand Lake

(by K Brown)

You've never seen a scene
as crazy as a scene can be
Until you've been to Grand Lake
You ain't never seen.

The thing that keeps me comin' back
it's crazy as a heart attack
like no place else
that I have ever been

Don't know if it's in the water
don't know if it's in the air
The air is very rarify'd up there?

Well ... things ain't always sunny
But mostly they are funny
Like when the terrorist stole all the electricity
(go ask Ms. Jean ... and that reminds me)

Of course there's Ms Jean Berry
all the way from Alabamy
a southern granny
up in Northern Michigan

It's quite well known she runs the ship
Don't you give her any lip
or she'll have you weedin'
rocks out of her yard.

And then there's Neal and Christy,
Jay and Karry, Bill and Dawn
All a part of our funky Up North Family ...

The group is quite resourceful
at the art of our own normal
a sorta cross between the Cleavers and Addam's families

(They're creepy and they're ooky
mysterious and spooky
they're altogether kooky
our Grand Lake family)

And, comes Tequila Friday's
It makes my head go sideways
and Staurday's dont get started be-fore three P ...M...

If you've ever had a dream
I'm pretty sure that you have seen
this place called Grand Lake
float around up in your head

A place that you would love to see
some place you wish that you could be
an alternate reality
instead.

Don't know if it's in the water
don't know if it's in the air
The air is very rarify'd up there.

Well ... things ain't always sunny
But mostly they are funny
Like when the camper tipped the tractor on it's head
(um ... go ask Jay ... )

You've never seen a scene
as crazy as a scene can be
Until you've been to Grand Lake
You ain't never seen.

The thing that keeps me com'in back
it's crazy as a heart attack
like no place else
that I have ever been

(Addams Family reprise ...)

yep ... the thing that keeps me com'in back
it's crazy as a heart attack
(..but Grand Lake I love ya! ...)
like no place else
I've ever been